Did you make it?
There is a rumor that there is a kind of person who is called the "starved net will die" star people, they "because of the net and born", "enjoy the net as life" once loses the network signal in life, their fate is often not as good as death...
The following list of the classic death methods of many "broken nets" star people,
Please stay in the shot, there are eggs in front!
The death of otaku
What wave is the most frequent population in the school? It must be none other than the male student student party! Regardless of day and night, as long as day and night pass, as long as passing through the dormitory, they will always hear the enigmatic online language such as “opening the party,†“going on the road, gank, etc.
However, once the network encounters high delays or even network-breaking accidents, most of them will die in desperation and die...
Dormitory Chasing Party Dead
Female dormitories in the female dorms often rely on dorms in the dorms to follow suit! In addition to preparing enough tissue to prevent the male god from tearing his face in tears, the drama network is also a must-see!
But when the drama hit a ten-minute nightmare with a one-second story, their heart was sad...
Internet "Ad Dog" Dead
The ideal National Day holiday should be filled with the pleasure of traveling and the joy of enjoying food, happiness, and a wave of waves.
However, when the reality of the party's father is like a "blue sky," the briefs suddenly hit the Internet "advertising dog" faces, can only use the Internet to meet the needs of the Jiaoyu party!
However, when there are no nets on the road of travel, it is because the inside of advertising dogs who cannot fulfill the needs of Party A's father is the saucer's heart...
The death of a sister man
What are the most taboo online sisters? Of course, it is half of the sisters, who do not respond for no reason, go on for no reason, and go offline for no reason...
However, when the sister orgasm encounters a power outage, the heart cannot stop!
Traveler's death
The biggest problem with foreign travel is that you need to be cheeky and verbose. But in reality, wifi is not so good...
Travellers often go to save money, but also because they want to send their own self-portraits to show themselves (dè) to love (sè) without a network of dilemmas, and often make them sad to death...
Reporter's death
When news release sites need to publish relevant newsletters, they hurriedly took advantage of the site's network signals to quickly write...
result...
Short oil I went to ~ this wireless network signal is just bad people want to die on the door ...
In order to have the ability to access the Internet anytime, anywhere, "would the off-net die?"
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